Why do you assume He gives a damn either way? Seriously.
And, FWIW, homosexuality is pretty widespread in the animal kingdom, so if you're gonna use the whole "it's unnatural and God doesn't want it" argument, it's definitely a hard case to make.
You know, there's just really no talking to you when you get on that ridiculous "women are people too" soapbox of yours. If you're determined to be that absurd, I don't know how you can expect to have an actual discussion on the matter.