Nope just drunk and I just like giving you a hard time. But hey dude lmao! Seriously if that's all you could do is ask me that question after I just said FUCK YOU then your alright in my book! But be warned, I may have a tendency to lash out again.
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Nope just drunk and I just like giving you a hard time. But hey dude lmao! Seriously if that's all you could do is ask me that question after I just said FUCK YOU then your alright in my book! But be warned, I may have a tendency to lash out again.
Just like my little KITTEH. Awwww.
Thats how people talk. I learned it from Steven King. Facilitates understanding and thus is actually more efficient than formally correct grammar.Originally Posted by Timbuk2
I ... uh ...
I ...
Starting a sentence with a conjunction.
No capitalisation of the proper noun.
C -
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink, because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.
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Oh no people are making fun of me!
Here's a pic of me with a cigarette in my mouth, perhaps it will make you think I'm cool (If you ignore the fact I'm overweight, unshaven and balding)
How do you expect to run with the wolves at night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies?
- Omar Little
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This is me with my homie
How do you expect to run with the wolves at night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies?
- Omar Little
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Stephen King.
I CAN'T HELP IT OK!
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^^Decoy, I believe she requested 'sexy'...
:P
Edit: Not trying to sound mean, here, but is it just me, or does Weber look a little like the brother from My Name Is Earl?
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way...
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Keeping in spirit with the irony thread
I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
I could have been somebody. Instead of a bum
Which is what I am
I aim at the stars
But sometimes I hit London
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Wow I never heard of Candy Dulfer before but she's smoking hot! Do you have any links to her music?
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In a hurry? Didn't you say you were unemployed and living in your dad's basement? What are you hurrying to do? :mischief:
The Rules
Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)
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There's no way you could suck cock and post at the same time.
You're sucking cock right now?
The Rules
Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)
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The hell I couldn't. Assuming the recipient of the blowjob was willing and able to do the mouse clicking, I could easily post sucking cock. I don't have to actually see what I am typing appear, after all.There's no way you could suck cock and post at the same time.
Reading a post would be far more complicated.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
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When you make posts full of typos, I'll know why.(Trying to keep on topic here)
The Rules
Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)
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You could post from a mobile device with Internet capabilities and suck cock like there was no tomorrow. Technology does have its perks
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
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Since I have no shiny multiquote...
The problem with this is that silly men like to think they are the center of attention. I think they would actually be insulted if I were doing something else at the same time. I just need a willing victim for this experiment.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
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Depends how good the blow job is, I guess.
I understand Weber has a lot of time on his hands....I just need a willing victim for this experiment.
The Rules
Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)
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Youtube is your friend
[yt:vggzqen2]XhSx8uKdD5o[/yt:vggzqen2]
[yt:vggzqen2]CqeO0753EZU[/yt:vggzqen2]
If embedding is disabled, just click on it.
I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
I could have been somebody. Instead of a bum
Which is what I am
I aim at the stars
But sometimes I hit London
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For music I like her daddy better!Youtube is your friend
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If embedding is disabled, just click on it.
But she definitely looks better
Keep on keepin' the beat alive!
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Ok I've heard the first song and I actually really like it a lot! I never heard the second one though and it's well...meh.Youtube is your friend
[yt:1evf2qnq]XhSx8uKdD5o[/yt:1evf2qnq]
[yt:1evf2qnq]CqeO0753EZU[/yt:1evf2qnq]
If embedding is disabled, just click on it.
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Sax a go go is a little crap yeah.
I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
I could have been somebody. Instead of a bum
Which is what I am
I aim at the stars
But sometimes I hit London
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Pfft. Just put a laptop on his stomach.
For the ultimate in geek sex, he could put one back to back with that and you could both use the internet.
Ha. You could probably use the webcams and MSN to see and talk to one another...
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink, because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.
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Now that's an internet-porn addiction out of control. No intervention could stop it, you'd need an interdiction.
The worst job in the world is better than being broke and homeless
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You have a future in consulting, young man.
The Rules
Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)
I would consider Bitter to be one of the best people I've met on the Atari forums, so I must say to you Weber:
Hey thanks a lot!I would consider Bitter to be one of the best people I've met on the Atari forums, so I must say to you Weber:
Leave Daffy out of this, please. He's sensitive.
The worst job in the world is better than being broke and homeless
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