"One day, we shall die. All the other days, we shall live."
I know accidents are a mess to put together in lots of situations, and people involved in them have imperfect memories...but this guy seems confused to say the least. I genuinely can't tell if it's suspicious or clueless.
Also I've never seen reading glasses called "cheaters"
I thought "cheaters" were sunglasses? A new term for me too but it made more sense to me than them being reading glasses. Regional idiom?
Last night as I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, I thought, “Where the hell is my ceiling?"
Faith is Hope (see Loki's sig for details)
If hindsight is 20-20, why is it so often ignored?
As opposed to a far-sighted person wearing reading glasses while outdoors at night (or while they'd been in their car driving)?
Incidentally, the only use of "cheaters" I see in media/cultural references is the old song "Jeepers Creepers" where they are used for sunglasses, not reading glasses.
Last night as I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, I thought, “Where the hell is my ceiling?"
I have only heard of cheaters being used to refer to non-prescription reading glasses - usually in context of someone avoiding moving on to needing bifocals.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.