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Thread: BREAKING: historians reveal why Jesus REALLY died for our sins

  1. 06-16-2022, 03:22 PM #1
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    Default BREAKING: historians reveal why Jesus REALLY died for our sins

    "One day, we shall die. All the other days, we shall live."
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  2. 06-16-2022, 03:59 PM #2
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    Technically true.
    When the sky above us fell
    We descended into hell
    Into kingdom come
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  3. 06-16-2022, 07:21 PM #3
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    She seems to be mispronouncing the name of Jesús, a Mexican revolutionary.
    Last night as I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, I thought, “Where the hell is my ceiling?"
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  4. 06-16-2022, 07:45 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    A few centuries ago, this would have gotten her burned at the stake.
    Yes - and that would only be possible because of her not having had enough AR-15s.
    Carthāgō dēlenda est
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  5. 06-16-2022, 11:39 PM #5
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    ARs melt, just like a witch.
    Hope is the denial of reality
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  6. 06-17-2022, 01:00 AM #6
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    This feels like a bad prank at this point
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  7. 06-18-2022, 02:55 AM #7
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    Welcome to how sane people have viewed the GOP for the past decade and a half.
    "In a field where an overlooked bug could cost millions, you want people who will speak their minds, even if they’re sometimes obnoxious about it."
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  8. 06-19-2022, 10:24 PM #8
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    Today's GOP = Guns Over People. The God & Guns Death Cult. Are we Great Again yet?
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