Page 8 of 140 FirstFirst ... 6789101858108 ... LastLast
Results 211 to 240 of 4198

Thread: What made you go WTF today?

  1. #211
    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    Just remember that all the haters are secretly using comic sans
    Anyone using comic sans should be shot. Until they are dead.
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  2. #212
    Courier New! Courier New!

  3. #213
    I find Calibri pleasing to the eye, though slightly small.


    Size 0 Calibri is far superior.

  4. #214
    what made i got WTF today? lol...my friend! :X he was...u know! LOL
    --> ♥ no signature ♥ <--

  5. #215
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

  6. #216
    Quote Originally Posted by DarkAvenger View Post
    what made i got WTF today? lol...my friend! :X he was...u know! LOL
    English, please.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  7. #217
    Am I the only person in the world who'd never heard of Punch Dub?

    Saw the VW commercial and asked my son about it---he did a

  8. #218
    I grew up playing Punch Buggy, not a fan of VW taking it turning it into Punch Dub for marketing purposes. VWs are so bland, the game would be impossible. Its all about the Beetle, and only the Beetle!

    The kids play it to, we had to ban it for a day when we went car shopping for the new van, Honda and VW share a dealership down here.
    Last edited by Ominous Gamer; 03-23-2010 at 01:55 PM.

  9. #219
    Yeah, Punch Buggy. Never heard of it. But my boys say they played it....must have been outside my presence, I'd have called it a stupid reason for punching each other.

  10. #220
    That doesn't surprise me in the slightest TBH.

  11. #221
    That I find it stupid? Punching people was stupid even in the old days of Hawaiian Punches.

  12. #222
    That you've never heard of it, and don't "get it".

  13. #223
    Quote Originally Posted by GGT View Post
    Am I the only person in the world who'd never heard of Punch Dub?

    Saw the VW commercial and asked my son about it---he did a
    We played that game too, but we called it Slug Bug.

  14. #224
    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    That you've never heard of it, and don't "get it".

  15. #225
    A NEW website launching this week is hoping to cash in on gamers willing to pay for the opportunity to play video games online with girls.

    Spoiler:

    A NEW website launching this week is hoping to cash in on gamers willing to pay for the opportunity to play video games online with girls.
    GameCrush is being touted as the first social site for adult gamers with the women online able to set their gaming mood to either "flirty" or "dirty", IGN reports.
    The men online are known as Players and the women as PlayDates and Players pay to play while PlayDates get paid to play.
    Players browse PlayDate profiles — of which there are currently 1200 — view photos and even chat with girls for free.
    Once the Player finds a PlayDate he fancies he sends and invite and if she accepts he gets six to ten minutes of one-on-one gaming time.
    PlayDates have the ability to block any Player they want for any reason.
    When the service launches it will only support the Xbox 360 and a few casual games hosted on the GameCrush website, but there are plans to add support for the PlayStation 3, Wii and World of Warcraft as soon as possible.
    Signing up is free, but Players must purchase credits in order to get their game on.
    For $US8.25 ($8.99) Players get 500 credits, which is enough for one game (400 credits) and a 100 credit tip at the end.
    GameCrush says it modelled its pricing structure after the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar.
    The company explained that in a bar you're basically buying the opportunity to chat a girl up, and GameCrush is hoping players will look at their service the same way.
    After a session Players can rate their PlayDate on her hotness, gaming skill and flirtiness. The highest-rated girls will receive preferred placement on the site.
    GameCrush wants to turn its most popular girls into gaming stars and PlayDates keep 60 per cent of the cash they bring in.
    To find its girls, GameCrush posted a Craigslist ad looking for ladies who want to get paid to play video games.

  16. #226
    That is fucking awesome.

    60% is kind of sad, though. That's one greedy pimp service.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  17. #227
    Thats still $5 for 10 minutes.

  18. #228
    GGT, my Dad taught me the punch buggy game when I was little, and he's 52. So...

    $5 for 10 minutes? I could have been a rich bitch! Have to tell my friends they owe me alot of money for all those Rogue Spear games!

  19. #229
    Linky to the video

    A British woman whose car was pushed along the highway at 60 mph while trapped beneath a truck's bumper says she thought she was going to die, the Daily Mail reports.

    Rona Williams, 31, tells the newspaper that her car was clipped by the truck as she drove along the highway and trapped under the bumper without the driver even noticing.

    Williams says she pulled her emergency brake, honked the horn, and flashed the lights to no avail. Nor were other cars doing much to assist.

    She even called 911, and screamed for help, she tells the Mail.

    Eventually, the truck driver realized what had happened and pulled to a stop.

    A YouTube video of the ordeal taken by a passenger in a nearby car has prompted authorities to suspend the truck driver and open an investigation, the newspaper says.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  20. #230
    Wikileaks twitter feed was down right spooky/freaky last night, and hasn't been updated since then.




    Spoiler:

    • WikiLeaks to reveal Pentagon murder-coverup at US National Press Club, Apr 5, 9am; contact press-club@sunshinepress.org
    • WikiLeaks is currently under an aggressive US and Icelandic surveillance operation. Following/photographing/filming/detaining
    • If anything happens to us, you know why: it is our Apr 5 film. And you know who is responsible.
    • Two under State Dep diplomatic cover followed our editor from Iceland to http://skup.no on Thursday.
    • One related person was detained for 22 hours. Computer’s seized.That’s http://www.skup.no
    • We know our possession of the decrypted airstrike video is now being discussed at the highest levels of US command.
    • We have been shown secret photos of our production meetings and been asked specific questions during detention related to the airstrike.
    • We have airline records of the State Dep/CIA tails. Don’t think you can get away with it. You cannot. This is WikiLeaks.



    Either wikileaks knows up to drum up a audience, or someone really doesn't their ghost plane/shadowfleet/airstrikes information getting out.

  21. #231
    This part gets me though:

    We have airline records of the State Dep/CIA tails. Don’t think you can get away with it. You cannot. This is WikiLeaks.
    Yeah, they're WikiLeaks. They're good at hosting leaked secrets. I don't think this qualifies them for anything else though...
    . . .

  22. #232
    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    Posted already about 14 posts above your one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

  23. #233
    The 300 reference seems out of place, but its also the last update. Final plea, or a drunk twitterfeed operator?

  24. #234
    Quote Originally Posted by Timbuk2 View Post
    Posted already about 14 posts above your one.
    So now I'm supposed to pay attention to you instead of just masturbating?
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  25. #235
    You're a woman. You can multi-task.
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

  26. #236
    Just Floatin... termite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    The Land of Milk & Honey
    Posts
    1,213
    Men can multi-task, they can watch tv and operate the remote at the same time.
    Such is Life...

  27. #237
    Senior Member Lor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    "Fly, Fat ass, Fly!"
    Posts
    1,118
    Quote Originally Posted by termite View Post
    Men can multi-task, they can watch tv and operate the remote at the same time.
    While sipping a cold drink and ignoring a woman i'd like to add.

  28. #238
    You guys might like to post in the Great Big Penis Competition. Your ballsy attitude won't get buried like it will in a WTF thread.

  29. #239
    I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
    I could have been somebody. Instead of a bum
    Which is what I am

    I aim at the stars
    But sometimes I hit London

  30. #240
    In the land of the five dollar foot long, size is relative. How much for that doggie in the window?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •