Results 1 to 27 of 27

Thread: Happy International Worker's Day, you miserable f***s

  1. #1

    Default Happy International Worker's Day, you miserable f***s

    Now get drunk, eat and be merry, fore ye are exploited by the international capital-mongering whores, and die.
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  2. #2
    Change the title Dread, it's really offensive.

    Do I get to celebrate it ?

  3. #3
    I'm surfing the internet at work..tee hee!

  4. #4
    I'll drink to that!
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  5. #5
    De Oppresso Liber CitizenCain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Bottom of a bottle, on top of a woman
    Posts
    3,423
    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    Happy International Worker's Day, you miserable fucks
    OK, we really need to nip this thing in the bud.

    The whole "happy ______ day" is nothing but a shitty cock-tease if you don't get time off work to go "eat, drink and do Mary."

    No more fucking holidays which don't come with a day off.

    Quote Originally Posted by Young Mage View Post
    Change the title Dread, it's really offensive.
    Wait, we get to drop f-bombs in thread titles now? Sweeeeeet. My next thread title is *so* going to contain the phrase "fucking ass-monkey cunts."
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    OK, we really need to nip this thing in the bud.

    The whole "happy ______ day" is nothing but a shitty cock-tease if you don't get time off work to go "eat, drink and do Mary."

    No more fucking holidays which don't come with a day off.
    It's not my fault you live in Kapitalist Shithole 101; we drank some at work and went home early!

    Or to parties, as it were. But to drink more, at any rate.

    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    Wait, we get to drop f-bombs in thread titles now? Sweeeeeet. My next thread title is *so* going to contain the phrase "fucking ass-monkey cunts."
    F-bombs? Really? Jesus Christ son.
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  7. #7
    De Oppresso Liber CitizenCain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Bottom of a bottle, on top of a woman
    Posts
    3,423
    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    F-bombs? Really? Jesus Christ son.
    Well, how else would you succinctly describe all the conjugations and concatenations of the English language's most versatile word?

    Oh, and since I'll never have a better excuse than this to post this video... enjoy the classic piece on my language's most awesome syllable.

    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

  8. #8
    F-word is so silly, too.

    Just say fuck.

    Then go fuck.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  9. #9
    De Oppresso Liber CitizenCain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Bottom of a bottle, on top of a woman
    Posts
    3,423
    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    F-word is so silly, too.
    Yeah, I don't think that's what you're supposed to take away from the video, though. But you did figure out why I didn't use "f-word." I'm not 8, or impersonating a professor.
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

  10. #10
    I didn't watch the video.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  11. #11
    Well, how else would you succinctly describe all the conjugations and concatenations of the English language's most versatile word?
    I honestly feel sorry for you right now, for you will never understand or Heavens forbid appreciate the myriad of ways the Finnish language is suited for swearing It's okay though! You can lead a meaningful lif--BWAHAHAHA no sorry I really mean it you

    well

    At least you have your guns, eh?
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  12. #12
    De Oppresso Liber CitizenCain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Bottom of a bottle, on top of a woman
    Posts
    3,423
    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    At least you have your guns, eh?
    And the right word to provoke people into giving me an excuse to use them. That part's just as important, you know. No fun having guns, if you can't find someone to shoot with 'em!
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

  13. #13
    If you say so, snookums
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  14. #14
    Cute video, but it includes the typos "centence" and "incompetance." They go to all that trouble to make a video, and don't even spell check it?

  15. #15
    De Oppresso Liber CitizenCain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Bottom of a bottle, on top of a woman
    Posts
    3,423
    Yeah, weird.



    ???

    They go to all the trouble to make a sign about planning, and don't plan ahead?
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

  16. #16
    Hmmm...when is Bosses Day?

  17. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    Yeah, weird.



    ???

    They go to all the trouble to make a sign about planning, and don't plan ahead?
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  18. #18
    i-Sex.
    Faith is Hope (see Loki's sig for details)
    If hindsight is 20-20, why is it so often ignored?

  19. #19
    Skull fucking is not real people. It's as real as Wrestling.

  20. #20
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Amsterdam/Istanbul
    Posts
    12,462
    1st of May in Holland is just the day we recover from the partying the day before; Queen's Day.
    Congratulations America

  21. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Bitter Jeweler View Post
    Hmmm...when is Bosses Day?
    I'll help you celebrate it, whenever it is.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  22. #22
    Senior Member Flixy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    The Netherlands
    Posts
    6,435
    Quote Originally Posted by Hazir View Post
    1st of May in Holland is just the day we recover from the partying the day before; Queen's Day.
    And queen's day is the day you recover from partying queen's night
    Keep on keepin' the beat alive!

  23. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Hazir View Post
    1st of May in Holland is just the day we recover from the partying the day before; Queen's Day.
    Saw lots of dudes on the subway last night wearing orange.

  24. #24
    Senior Member Flixy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    The Netherlands
    Posts
    6,435
    Were they very drunk?
    Keep on keepin' the beat alive!

  25. #25
    Just Floatin... termite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    The Land of Milk & Honey
    Posts
    1,213
    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnaught View Post
    Saw lots of dudes on the subway last night wearing orange.
    Maybe they just escaped from prison...

    Such is Life...

  26. #26
    I thought we'd agreed no uncensored swearing on thread titles?

    May Day is a bank holiday here but not until the following Monday. There's also last monday of May, as well as Good Friday/Easter Monday means there's a lot around now.

  27. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by RandBlade View Post
    I thought we'd agreed no uncensored swearing on thread titles?

    May Day is a bank holiday here but not until the following Monday.
    I don't think we did.

    I could be wrong, though.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •