Change the title Dread, it's really offensive.
Do I get to celebrate it ?
Change the title Dread, it's really offensive.
Do I get to celebrate it ?
OK, we really need to nip this thing in the bud.Originally Posted by Nessus
The whole "happy ______ day" is nothing but a shitty cock-tease if you don't get time off work to go "eat, drink and do Mary."
No more fucking holidays which don't come with a day off.
Wait, we get to drop f-bombs in thread titles now? Sweeeeeet. My next thread title is *so* going to contain the phrase "fucking ass-monkey cunts."
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.
It's not my fault you live in Kapitalist Shithole 101; we drank some at work and went home early!OK, we really need to nip this thing in the bud.
The whole "happy ______ day" is nothing but a shitty cock-tease if you don't get time off work to go "eat, drink and do Mary."
No more fucking holidays which don't come with a day off.
Or to parties, as it were. But to drink more, at any rate.
F-bombs? Really? Jesus Christ son.
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
Well, how else would you succinctly describe all the conjugations and concatenations of the English language's most versatile word?
Oh, and since I'll never have a better excuse than this to post this video... enjoy the classic piece on my language's most awesome syllable.
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.
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