Haben einen großen Tag!
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Haben einen großen Tag!
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In celebration of your special day, I will...
Never mind, I'm not telling.
dayhappybirth, Khen.
We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.
Ich gratuliere, wie alt bist du jetzt ?
Congratulations America
Herzliche gluckwunsche. Too lazy to put in umlauts.![]()
Happy birthday!
Keep on keepin' the beat alive!
I don't get it.
The Rules
Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)
Germany is not a real country.
The light that once I thought compassion still casting shadows in your action
The words you shared were cold transactions that bring me to curse what you've done
When you're up there absorbed in greatness with such success you've grown complacent
I hope you scorch your many faces when you fly too close to the sun
But the birthday is real, no?![]()
I was going to make some Nazi joke but weren't sure how you'd take it, so here's a...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
. . .
"I was going to make a joke about your dead mother, but wasn't sure how you'd take it so..."![]()
Aye Happy Birthday Kenny.![]()
Such is Life...
Thanks![]()
When the stars threw down their spears
And watered heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the lamb make thee?
The light that once I thought compassion still casting shadows in your action
The words you shared were cold transactions that bring me to curse what you've done
When you're up there absorbed in greatness with such success you've grown complacent
I hope you scorch your many faces when you fly too close to the sun
So did you have a good birthday? Did you celebrate with cake or beer? Or have you hit the age where it's "just another day"?
I fear it's just another day for meThough I did drink some beer.
When the stars threw down their spears
And watered heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the lamb make thee?
Isn't this what goes on every day in Deutschland?
Breaking news! Someone in Poland has eaten a boiled meat product, someone in France some cheese, and it has been heard that someone in Britain has sat down to enjoy some tea. Also coming up later, some Russians enjoy a nice vodka, an American downs three cheeseburgers, a large portion of fries, and a shake with over 500 calories and some absurd name, and a Mexican eats some meat wrapped in a flour or corn based product. Its still unknown whether or not an Aussie has discovered their baby has been eaten by a dingo, or if someone in Italy has infact eaten a food containing tomato. Tune in tomorrow to watch the stunning conclusion of poverty stricken Africans not eating anything!
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Nobody made you a cake, or even cupcakes? Or took you out to dinner, or cooked for you? Awww.
Well here's a brat and a beer.....[image of dancing beermaid]....for your birthday week. I think birthdays should last a week, at least.
Be glad Germans don't celebrate Name Day like the Greeks. That's a strange celebration there, but then, all parties are fun.
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When the stars threw down their spears
And watered heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the lamb make thee?
In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
Shhh! Don't mention the war!
When the stars threw down their spears
And watered heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the lamb make thee?
I was the first person to wish you happy birthday this year.
/smug
I'll wish you happy birthday again anyway.![]()
I enjoy blank walls.