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    BBC - US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals

    Rising rates of obesity among young Americans could undermine the future of the US military, two retired generals have warned. More than a quarter of young Americans are now too fat to fight, they said.

    What do you think Americans will do about it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ar81 View Post
    What do you think Americans will do about it?
    A) It's a good thing anyway.

    B) Nothing. It doesn't matter how fat you are, you can still remote-pilot a drone from 10,000 miles away and drop a Hellfire missile on an insurgent base in Whothefuckcares-istan.

    C) Totally irrelevant, since the number of folks in the US military is <0.3% of the population, (not to mention that actual combat troops make up even a small fraction of that number), which means it's not exactly difficult to draw combat forces from the 75% of Americans who aren't "too fat to fight."

    Just another sensationalistic "we can't find any real news to report, so look at the 'crisis' we invented" news story.
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    I'm just stuck on the image of a fat kid in combat gear, M16 in one hand, slice of pizza in the other, trying to storm a building but getting stuck in the doorway.
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    Plus it's not as if they don't beat folks into shape when they are inducted.

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    Technically, they starve you into shape.

    The only thing worse than boot camp food is reduced calorie boot camp food. It's not too much of an exaggeration to say they feed you lettuce until you make weight. And not even all-you-can-eat-lettuce, either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ar81 View Post
    BBC - US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals

    Rising rates of obesity among young Americans could undermine the future of the US military, two retired generals have warned. More than a quarter of young Americans are now too fat to fight, they said.

    What do you think Americans will do about it?
    Its nothing boot camp wouldn't fix.

    Oh, Dread said that. Or something more cynical anyway. (what happened to you dread???)
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    I started militantly going to the gym and saw what it could do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EyeKhan View Post
    (what happened to you dread???)
    The question is, what is happening to him. I'm still on the fence whether it's conscious or a natural progression
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    I would be interested for you to list what you think is happening. I don't see anything much changing really. Are you changing?

    PS Your next post will be 1333 which is cool.

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    Aren't you thinking of 1337?
    The light that once I thought compassion still casting shadows in your action
    The words you shared were cold transactions that bring me to curse what you've done
    When you're up there absorbed in greatness with such success you've grown complacent
    I hope you scorch your many faces when you fly too close to the sun

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    No, I don't find that as interesting. 1333 is just a cool number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnaught View Post
    I would be interested for you to list what you think is happening. I don't see anything much changing really. Are you changing?

    PS Your next post will be 1333 which is cool.
    My glorious nation is spending a lot of tax payer money in an effort to change me, in fact
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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