Nice one from here:

I think we should ask the Brexit experts ("This country has had enough of experts") in the Leave campaign what they thought of the Single Market?

"Only a madman would actually leave the market" - Owen Paterson, Tory Vote Leave campaigner

"Absolutely nobody is talking about threatening our place in the single market" - Daniel Hannan, Tory Vote Leave campaigner

"There's a free trade zone from Iceland to the Russian border and Britain will still be part of it after we vote leave." - Chris Grayling, Tory Brexit campaigner and current cabinet member

"There is no question about it, Britain will still have access to the single market after we vote leave" - Matthew Elliot, chief executive of the Vote Leave campaign

"Britain will stay in the single market whatever happens" - Pete North, pro-Brexit blogger

"Increasingly, the Norway option looks the best for the UK" - Arron Banks, Leave.EU founder and overwhelming UKIP donor

"Wouldn’t it be terrible if we were really like Norway and Switzerland? Really? They’re rich. They’re happy. They’re self-governing" - Nigel Farage, Leave.EU campaigner and UKIP leader at the time

"Norway, Switzerland, all of these countries have complete free trade with the EU, and by the way, I can't help noticing that they're doing pretty well." - Daniel Hannan, Tory Vote Leave campaigner.

So there you have it. We're not leaving the Single Market because nobody voted for it. Panic over! Wouldn't you trust all those people to not brazenly lie to you to merely score political points?

Me neither.

(With apologies to Another Angry Voice)