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    Not sure if much to discuss here but believe Jobs has resigned?

    He's not been well lately, has he?

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    He's staying on as Chariman, but stepping down as CEO... which will have less of an effect than everyone thinks, given where he focused his efforts. 'Course, once he's no longer around to impose his creative genius on Apple, well that's another issue altogether.

    But no, he's not been well. I hear losing your kidneys can have that effect.
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    losing your kidneys can have that effect.
    Lauding? Or laughing? Decisions decisions. You seem to never give up...

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    No, just stating a fact. Except I mixed it up. He got a liver transplant (June of '09), but was doing all kinds of publicity for legislation around living donor kidneys. Anyway, probably a relapse of that pancreatic cancer thing he had several years back... it often spreads to the liver. Well, whatever the cause, the guy's down two major organs [that we know of], so he's not exactly "well" at the best of times.
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

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    Oh. Ok. Call me paranoid for wrapping aluminum foil around my cock, but I thought this was a random Tear attack in case he still lurks.

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    dude don't do that, aluminum foil hurts when you cut yourself on the metal edge....

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    I'm keeping my fingers crossed for cheaper tablets and less rabid fanboyism
    "One day, we shall die. All the other days, we shall live."

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    He hasn't been calling the shots over there for a while anyway. But the stock was still suspended from trading right before the announcement anyway.

    But this is all a big misunderstanding, it was a message sent from his iDevice. It was supposed to say "I reign as CEO" stupid Apple AutoCorrect.
    "In a field where an overlooked bug could cost millions, you want people who will speak their minds, even if they’re sometimes obnoxious about it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    But the stock was still suspended from trading right before the announcement anyway.
    The markets were closed, but the stock wasn't suspended.

    But this is all a big misunderstanding, it was a message sent from his iDevice. It was supposed to say "I reign as CEO" stupid Apple AutoCorrect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnaught View Post
    The markets were closed, but the stock wasn't suspended.
    Every news article I've seen said that trading was suspended.

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/08...s_resignation/
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolog...-CEO-live.html (08.00)
    https://heloise8.wordpress.com/2011/...apple-resigns/
    "In a field where an overlooked bug could cost millions, you want people who will speak their minds, even if they’re sometimes obnoxious about it."

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    News here says it was suspended too. Could provide more links if its necessary.

    EDIT: Actually those news links were British

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    The Register is a fucking awful source. The announcement was made at 3:30PM PT, which is 6:30PM in New York. Well after markets were closed. The Telegraph sourced another Telegraph reporter who since removed that reference to the article.

    Not sure if it's possible to actually suspend after-hours trading, but either way it's standard practice to announce big things when markets are closed so the markets have time to digest and sleep on things.

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    It does seem weird that an American would reference British sources to an American news story about an American company traded in New York.

    I read it at the Telegraph but I'm British, but why would that be OG's news-source?

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    My sources came through reddit, as long as its in english its going to end up there. If the announcement was known ahead of time, before closing, it would make sense that the stock was suspended before the announcement.
    "In a field where an overlooked bug could cost millions, you want people who will speak their minds, even if they’re sometimes obnoxious about it."

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    That's wise of him to step down, that way he can play a part in grooming the next CEO a bit, as opposed to just him dying and leaving a void. A wise move, but I do hope he gets better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    My sources came through reddit, as long as its in english its going to end up there. If the announcement was known ahead of time, before closing, it would make sense that the stock was suspended before the announcement.
    Except it was not known ahead of time. That's why companies announce these things after closing.

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    This has gotta be photoshopped. Am I crazy or does it look like he's wearing a dress or skirt.



    http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/26/steve-...ation-ceo-sick

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    its been pinched, and you can tell from the head shot his neck is not connected correctly

    EDIT:
    top story on reddit
    Click to view the full version
    "In a field where an overlooked bug could cost millions, you want people who will speak their minds, even if they’re sometimes obnoxious about it."

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    I decided I will celebrate the beginning of the end of the iVil Empire with the purchase of an iPhone in the next few weeks.
    Congratulations America

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    Apparently, he is dead now.
    Keep on keepin' the beat alive!

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    Poor guy. It sucks that someone with so much money died, you would have expected him to be receiving top treatment and what not, but as the saying goes, money can't buy everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draco View Post
    Poor guy. It sucks that someone with so much money died


    I too, prefer it when poor people die!

    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

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    Yeah I'm not gonna bother.

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    Money can buy you time, but in the end Death will always find you.

    With many geek friends in my life, my facebook and google+ has been nonstop posting. What's funny is that I found out before my husband. (To be fair he was fixing his car)

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    Guy might have been an ass, but the computing world wouldn't be where it is without him. Interesting to see how Apple stock will manage tomorrow, it tanked pretty hard last time his death rumor made the rounds.
    "In a field where an overlooked bug could cost millions, you want people who will speak their minds, even if they’re sometimes obnoxious about it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draco View Post
    Yeah I'm not gonna bother.
    And why would you? Your implication that that the value of a human life is largely determined by monetary wealth is both self-explanatory and in no need of justification or clarification.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    Guy might have been an ass
    What makes you say he was (or might have been) an ass? I didn't like his products, or his [in the end] very successful business model and IP approach, but that doesn't make him an ass... the crApple fanbois were always way worse than he was anyway.
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenCain View Post
    What makes you say he was (or might have been) an ass? I didn't like his products, or his [in the end] very successful business model and IP approach, but that doesn't make him an ass... the crApple fanbois were always way worse than he was anyway.
    I don't want to bleed this into how the company ran its day to day operations, I fully understand child labor isn't something that a CEO decides to start using one morning. The stuff like the patent trolling and the walled garden concept, thats all business.

    but he was a very exploitative person. He even screwed over Woz before they managed to get Apple out of the garage (its mentioned in his iwoz book). One of his most famous quotes is about milking their mac to the uninformed after Microsoft won the PC war. Internally apple wasn't something to write home about either (but I admit, thats all second hand). Basically he showed 2 generations of managers that a hostile workplace is perfectly ok, and that being an asshole is a valid management style.

    Not that his achievements should be ignored, he did kick start Pixar.


    Last edited by Ominous Gamer; 10-06-2011 at 06:06 PM.
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    Alright, mostly fair enough. Though, I don't think it's accurate to say Jobs taught anyone about managing through being an asshole; I think that's a time-tested strategy that's been around for eons - as long as "managers" have existed.
    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    -- Thomas Jefferson: American Founding Father, clairvoyant and seditious traitor.

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